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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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