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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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