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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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