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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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