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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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