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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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