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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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