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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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