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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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