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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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