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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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