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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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