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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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