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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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