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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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