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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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