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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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