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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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