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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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