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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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