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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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