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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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