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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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