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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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