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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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