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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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