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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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