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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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