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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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