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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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