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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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