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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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