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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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