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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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