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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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