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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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