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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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