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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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