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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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