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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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