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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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