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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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