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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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