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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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