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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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