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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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