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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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