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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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