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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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