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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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