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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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