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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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