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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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